More Absurd Things

Just off the top of my head at 3 AM here are some more absurd things:
1. The platypus
2. Places that hired blacked performers in the 50's and 60's, but didn't allow them to eat in the restaurants and hotels they were performing at.
3. Racism, it's just absurd, period. We should be judged on our character, not our color.
4. Colorism: If you don't know what that is, look it up.
5. All the women that want to be blonds. I don't know if they have more fun but we are making hair dye companies and beauty salons rich.
6. Teeth that don't grow back. That's crazy. Will someone please figure out a way to regrow teeth?
7. Expecting women to dress their age. We should be able to wear what we want. If you don't want to look at us, get a blindfold.
8. The Music Industry. Why do they get to pick who deserves publicity and who doesn't.
9. Ageism in Dancing. Dancing should be for everyone, not just skinny young women.
10. Insomnia How come I'm not in bed?